CADDY SHACK

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</B></div> <bR> </td> <td valign="top" height=380 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <B>CADDY SHACK</B></div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div>  <IMG SRC="http://service.bfast.com/bfast/serve?bfmid=1921220&siteid=39153414&bfpage=dvdblowout2002" BORDER="0" WIDTH="1" HEIGHT="1" NOSAVE > <A HREF="http://service.bfast.com/bfast/click?bfmid=1921220&siteid=39153414&bfpage=dvdblowout2002" TARGET="_top"><IMG SRC="http://im.800.com/BeFree/befree_468x60.gif" BORDER="0" WIDTH="468" HEIGHT="60" ALT=""></A>  </div> <div> <IMG SRC="aae6f310.gif" border=0 width="111" height="49" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>Sounds are in the order that they appear in the movie.</B> </div> <bR> <div> <I>Actor key: c=Carl Spackler; t=Ty Webb; a=Al Czervic; j=Judge Smails; d=Danny Noonan; l=Lacy Underall; to=Tony D'Annunzio; m=Maggie O'Hooligan; s=Spaulding Smails; o=Other</I> </div> <bR> <div> <U><IMG SRC="ac17f260.gif" border=0 width="127" height="38" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></div> <div> <B>Jump to:</B> <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000066" FACE="Arial" ><U>19th Anninversary Edition</U> </FONT></div> <div> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="1" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="465" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="VOID" RULES="NONE" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF HEIGHT= 38 WIDTH="73"><div> File Name:</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF WIDTH="55"><div> Size:</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF><NOBR><div> Actors:</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER BGCOLOR=#FFFFFF WIDTH="262"><div> Description:</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/000.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/000.w"><U><B><U>000.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 706k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> t</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> "Opening music (I'm alright)"</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/001.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/001.w"><U><B><U>001.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 60k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> "Danny, turn off that radio!"</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/002.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/002.w"><U><B><U>002.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 271k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> d</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "...he's gonna get that training bra right back to ya..."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/003.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/003.w"><U><B><U>003.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 216k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> d</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "...there were only two girls that went there and they were both nuns."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/004.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/004.w"><U><B><U>004.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 153k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "...well he isn't gonna be a caddy all his life is he?"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/005.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/005.w"><U><B><U>005.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 134k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> t,d,t</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "...sure thing, shoot Timmy. <I>Danny.</I> Danny."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/006.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/006.w"><U><B><U>006.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 205k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> d,t</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "When you were my age, did you ever have trouble deciding what you wanted to do with your life?"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/007.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/007.w"><U><B><U>007.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 77k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> t,d</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> "Do you take drugs Danny?"</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/008.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/008.w"><U><B><U>008.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 137k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> t</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Is this Russia?..."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/009.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/009.w"><U><B><U>009.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 173k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> t,d,t</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "What's wrong with lumber, I own two lumberyards..."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/010.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/010.w"><U><B><U>010.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 87k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> t</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "I like you Betty..."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/011.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/011.w"><U><B><U>011.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 893k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> t</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "There's a force in the universe that makes things happen...and be the ball.."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/012.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/012.w"><U><B><U>012.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 747k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> t</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "..be the ball Danny, be the ball, you're not being the ball Danny..."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/013.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/013.w"><U><B><U>013.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 650k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> j,o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "McFiddish! Do you know what I just saw! A gopher!...I'll put my best man on it!"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 96 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/014.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/014.w"><U><B><U>014.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 634k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Mrs. Crane, I'm looking at you, you wore green so you could hide. I dont blame you, you're a tramp! Ooh! That was a good one...you're a little monkey woman, do you that"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/015.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/015.w"><U><B><U>015.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 606k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o,c,o,c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "I want you to kill every gopher on the course...it's not my fault nobody can understand what you're saying."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/016.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/016.w"><U><B><U>016.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 71k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Caddyshack"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/017.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/017.w"><U><B><U>017.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 1000k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "So I jump ship in Hong Kong, and I get on as a looper in the Himalayas...Gunga-Galunga..."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 96 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/018.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/018.w"><U><B><U>018.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 571k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "...So we finish the eighteen, and he's gonna stiff me...when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total conscienceness. So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/019.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/019.w"><U><B><U>019.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 216k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "That's a peach hon, oh golly I'm hot today."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/020.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/020.w"><U><B><U>020.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 46k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> "What'd they do, die on you Tony?"</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/021.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/021.w"><U><B><U>021.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 502k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> to,d</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Well I aint payin' no fifty cents for no Coke. Then you aint gettin' no Coke..."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/022.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/022.w"><U><B><U>022.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 34k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Whip his ass Tony."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/023.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/023.w"><U><B><U>023.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 217k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "What's that sign say?"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/024.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/024.w"><U><B><U>024.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 366k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "There have been a lot of complaints already..."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/025.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/025.w"><U><B><U>025.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 539k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "One announcement, Carl Lipbaum died this week in summer school from a severe anxiety attack..."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/026.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/026.w"><U><B><U>026.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 294k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Well, just snake a tube down her nose and I'll be there in four or five hours."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/027.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/027.w"><U><B><U>027.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 111k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> j</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Don't you have homes?"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/028.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/028.w"><U><B><U>028.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 309k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> j</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Oh Porterhouse! Look at the wax build-up on these shoes!"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/029.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/029.w"><U><B><U>029.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 92k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> s,j</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "What about my asthma? I'll give you asthma."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/030.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/030.w"><U><B><U>030.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 453k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> j,t,j,t</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Ty, what'd you shoot today?...Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 115 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/031.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/031.w"><U><B><U>031.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 529k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> j,o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Oh, say Fred, did you hear the latest one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the colored boy who went to heaven? Yeah Judge that's a doozy Judge. Colored boy? Why you son of a bitch..."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/032.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/032.w"><U><B><U>032.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 92k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.html" HEIGHT="38" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="62" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "The 'we're in the money' jingle from Al's car."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/033.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/033.w"><U><B><U>033.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 92k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "I think this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell 'em your Jewish, okay? Fine."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 76 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/034.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/034.w"><U><B><U>034.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 210k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Ah, this is the worst lookin' hat I ever saw! I bet you buy a hat like this you get a free bowl of soup, huh?...Oh it looks good on you, though."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/035.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/035.w"><U><B><U>035.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 81k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> to</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> "Oh, Madonna with meatballs."</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/036.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/036.w"><U><B><U>036.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 221k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> s,j,s</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Turds! Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you ablout your language? Sorry Grandpa I forgot."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/037.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/037.w"><U><B><U>037.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 60k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> s,j</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> "Double turds! Spaulding!"</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/038.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/038.w"><U><B><U>038.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 44k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> "Hey whitey, where's your hat?"</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 96 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/039.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/039.w"><U><B><U>039.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 329k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a,j,a</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "I bet you slice into the woods a hundred bucks. Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir, and I never slice. Damn! Okay you can owe me. I owe you nothing!"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/040.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/040.w"><U><B><U>040.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 610k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> j,d,j</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Don't count that, it was interfered with...winter rules. (Listen to Spaulding in the background)"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/041.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/041.w"><U><B><U>041.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 195k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> "Fore! I shoulda yelled two!"</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/042.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/042.w"><U><B><U>042.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 227k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> "So what? So let's dance!"</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/043.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/043.w"><U><B><U>043.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 33k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> l</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Nice try."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/044.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/044.w"><U><B><U>044.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 1.2M</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Great big globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts. How bout a nice cool drink varmint?.."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/045.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/045.w"><U><B><U>045.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 254k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Albert Einstein gave me this. Nice man, nice man made a fortune in physics..."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/046.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/046.w"><U><B><U>046.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 217k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> d,o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "I've often thought of entering the priesthood. Are you Roman-Catholic? Ah, then, I'm afraid you can't come."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/047.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/047.w"><U><B><U>047.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 49k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> l</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Go for it."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/048.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/048.w"><U><B><U>048.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 71k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "You know I've often thought of becoming a golf club."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/049.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/049.w"><U><B><U>049.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 184k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "I'll tell ya, country clubs and cemeteries are the biggest wastes of prime real estate..."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 76 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/050.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/050.w"><U><B><U>050.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 211k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> s,j</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "I want a hamburger, no a cheeseburger. I want a hotdog. I want a milkshake. I want potato sala--You'll get nothing and like it!"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/051.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/051.w"><U><B><U>051.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 92k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Hey Smails! A thousand bucks you miss that putt."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/052.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/052.w"><U><B><U>052.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 361k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> j</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "(misses putt) You, you, you...(breaks canopy)...geez."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/053.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/053.w"><U><B><U>053.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 140k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> d</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "I noticed your grips were worn sir, I can put some stick-em on there, it's my fault really."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/054.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/054.w"><U><B><U>054.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 953k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "License to kill gophers, by the government of the United Nations...and that's all she wrote."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/055.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/055.w"><U><B><U>055.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 65k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> s,j</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Are you gonna eat your fat? Spaulding!"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/056.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/056.w"><U><B><U>056.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 313k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Tell the cook this is low-grade dog food..this steak still has marks were the jockey was hittin' it."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/057.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/057.w"><U><B><U>057.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 103k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> "Ooh, somebody step on a duck?"</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/058.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/058.w"><U><B><U>058.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 103k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> "Dogfood? I'll show him dogfood!"</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/059.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/059.w"><U><B><U>059.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 151k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Oh, this your wife...you musta been something before electricity."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/060.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/060.w"><U><B><U>060.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 141k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "This your grandson...now I know why tigers eat their young."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/061.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/061.w"><U><B><U>061.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 54k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> "The dance of the living dead."</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 96 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/062.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/062.w"><U><B><U>062.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 318k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Pay no attention to that bush, moving around over there by that tree, it's just a bush, nothing to be alarmed about, nothing to look twice at...this looks like it could be gravy."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/063.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/063.w"><U><B><U>063.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 200k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 76 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/064.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/064.w"><U><B><U>064.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 302k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a,to,a</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Hey Sabu, can you make a bullshot? Can you make a shoe smell?...the last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/065.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/065.w"><U><B><U>065.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 194k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> l</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "I enjoy skinny-skiing, going to bull fights on acid."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/066.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/066.w"><U><B><U>066.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 71k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Freeze gopher!"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/067.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/067.w"><U><B><U>067.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 71k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> s</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> "Spaulding pukes in Dr. Beeper's car"</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/068.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/068.w"><U><B><U>068.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 310k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "You wanna make fourteen dollars the hard way?"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/069.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/069.w"><U><B><U>069.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 119k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.html" HEIGHT="20" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="62" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> "Dr. Beeper sits in Spaulding's puke"</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/070.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/070.w"><U><B><U>070.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 103k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Wait up girls, I've got a salami I gotta hide still."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/071.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/071.w"><U><B><U>071.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 297k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "I'll slack you off you fuzzy little foreigner"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 96 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/072.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/072.w"><U><B><U>072.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 313k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Oh, man in the boat overboard. You beast, you savage. C'mon bark like a dog for me. Bark like a dog, I will teach you the meaning of the word respect."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/073.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/073.w"><U><B><U>073.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 555k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> t</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "...night putting, with the fifteen year old daughter of the dean."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/074.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/074.w"><U><B><U>074.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 313k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> t</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "You know who that guy was Danny?...Mitch Cumstein, great guy."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 76 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/075.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/075.w"><U><B><U>075.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 221k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> t</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "The Zen philosopher Basha once wrote that a flute with no holes is not a flute, and a doughnut with no holes is a Danish."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/076.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/076.w"><U><B><U>076.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 383k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> t,d</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Nanananana...bubububub..you missed just that one!"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/077.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/077.w"><U><B><U>077.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 49k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> d,t</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> "Unbelievable. Thank you very little."</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/078.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/078.w"><U><B><U>078.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 71k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> d,to</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Nice form, nice form. Good luck sucka."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/079.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/079.w"><U><B><U>079.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 114k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> to,d</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Aaaaah shit. No, no, nice shot, right on the beach."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/080.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/080.w"><U><B><U>080.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 562k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> to</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "You aint got it today Noonan. Missit, missit, Nonnan, Noonan, Aaaaah!"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/081.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/081.w"><U><B><U>081.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 92k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> j</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Excellent round soldier, top notch, top notch!"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/082.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/082.w"><U><B><U>082.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 524k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> j</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "I'm having a little party at the yahct club this Sunday, I'm christianing..."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/083.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/083.w"><U><B><U>083.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 76k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> m</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Why don't you come in and help me sort my holy cards first."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/084.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/084.w"><U><B><U>084.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 87k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> d</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Oh, Maggie's pants."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/085.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/085.w"><U><B><U>085.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 82k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "You put your suit on! You shave your ass!"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/086.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/086.w"><U><B><U>086.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 246k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> to,m</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> "hey Maggie, how was it?..."</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/087.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/087.w"><U><B><U>087.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 54k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> to</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Ah, she's incredible."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/088.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/088.w"><U><B><U>088.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 138k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Want some? Oh give me some! Who asked you? (Baby Ruth enters pool)"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/089.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/089.w"><U><B><U>089.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 629k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Doodie! Doodie! Aw! Don't touch it!...Spaulding no!...Doodie!"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/090.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/090.w"><U><B><U>090.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 97k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> j</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "I want the entire pool scrubbed, sterilized, and disinfected!"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/091.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/091.w"><U><B><U>091.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 254k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Here it is! (Carl holds up 'doodie'. It's no big deal! (takes a bite)"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/092.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/092.w"><U><B><U>092.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 340k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> l,t</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "You were in the war? No, homo. Much better now though."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/093.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/093.w"><U><B><U>093.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 87k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> l,t</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "My uncle says you've got a screw loose. Well, your uncle molests collies."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/094.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/094.w"><U><B><U>094.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 280k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> t</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "I was born to rub you, I was born to lick your face, I was born to rub you, but you were born to rub me first."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/095.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/095.w"><U><B><U>095.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 97k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> t</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "You have very. very small breasts, just kidding, c'mon."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/096.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/096.w"><U><B><U>096.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 60k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> l,t</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "You're crazy! That's what they said about Son of Sam."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 76 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/097.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/097.w"><U><B><U>097.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 205k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o,s</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "What kind of shit is this! It's the best man, I got it from a negro. You're probably so high already you don't even know it."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/098.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/098.w"><U><B><U>098.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 184k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "It's time to christian...come along children, you can shake your booties down on the dock."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/099.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/099.w"><U><B><U>099.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 149k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> s,d</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Ahoy Paloi, where did you just come from, a scotch add? Beat it Spaulding."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/100.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/100.w"><U><B><U>100.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 200k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> l,o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "hey Cary Grant, you wanna get high? wait a minute, I've only got a little..."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/101.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/101.w"><U><B><U>101.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 33k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> j</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> "Spaulding get your foot off the boat!"</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 96 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/102.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/102.w"><U><B><U>102.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 324k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> j</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "It's easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat; but the man worth while, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat.'"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/103.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/103.w"><U><B><U>103.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 216k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Bless this ship and all who sail on her, I christian thee the Flying Wasp."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/104.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/104.w"><U><B><U>104.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 184k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> l,d,l</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "and this, this is your saliva line. What's it tell? How hot I can get you."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 76 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/105.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/105.w"><U><B><U>105.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 213k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> j</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Don't just stand there, go get some glue! Hey, my buddy! Swanson, over there! I wanna go over there! Move over Swanson, I'm driving."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/106.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/106.w"><U><B><U>106.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 76k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Hey Smails! My dingy's bigger than your whole boat!"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/107.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/107.w"><U><B><U>107.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 54k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "I almost got head from Amelia Earhart!"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/108.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/108.w"><U><B><U>108.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 37k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> "What's this, Hell's Angels?"</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/109.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/109.w"><U><B><U>109.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 44k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.html" HEIGHT="20" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="62" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "The horn on Al's boat"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/110.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/110.w"><U><B><U>110.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 283k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a,j,a</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Okay. drop anchor!...Hey, you scratched my anchor!"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/111.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/111.w"><U><B><U>111.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 227k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> d</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "I just want you to know, that because of this, you don't have to stop seeing other people."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/112.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/112.w"><U><B><U>112.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 135k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> j</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> "(caught in the act) Ah ha!"</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/113.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/113.w"><U><B><U>113.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 45k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Are we still having tea?"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/114.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/114.w"><U><B><U>114.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 119k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Evenhue, will you come and loufa my stretch mark?"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/115.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/115.w"><U><B><U>115.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 155k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "That must be the tea."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/116.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/116.w"><U><B><U>116.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 1.6M</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "The entire Cinderella Story...a classic."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/117.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/117.w"><U><B><U>117.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 313k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "I can't believe how your hitting the ball, sir, you're really clubbin' it."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/118.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/118.w"><U><B><U>118.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 335k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "You know, I could break the club record, theoretically."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 76 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/119.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/119.w"><U><B><U>119.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 346k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o,c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Well, what do you think, young fella? I'd keep playing. I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna come down for quite a while."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/120.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/120.w"><U><B><U>120.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 88k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> "I'm infoulable young fella."</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/121.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/121.w"><U><B><U>121.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 49k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "C'mon, one more hole!"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/122.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/122.w"><U><B><U>122.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 178k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Oh rat farts!"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/123.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/123.w"><U><B><U>123.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 70k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> m</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> "Oh yeah, well thanks for nothin'!"</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/124.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/124.w"><U><B><U>124.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 377k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> j</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> "My niece has a certain zest living..."</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/125.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/125.w"><U><B><U>125.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 157k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> j</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "I sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it, felt I owed it to them."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/126.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/126.w"><U><B><U>126.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 151k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> j</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> "How bout a Fresca? Huh?"</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/127.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/127.w"><U><B><U>127.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 501k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "You never ask a Navy man how many drinks he's had...there is no God."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/128.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/128.w"><U><B><U>128.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 205k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o,t</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "...I thought you'd be the man to beat this year. I guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/129.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/129.w"><U><B><U>129.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 141k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> j</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "You, you...you have worn out your welcome at Bushwood, sir."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/130.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/130.w"><U><B><U>130.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 92k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a,j,a</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Well this whole place sucks. sususus--That's right, it sucks."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/131.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/131.w"><U><B><U>131.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 52k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "He called me a baboon, thinks I'm his wife."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/132.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/132.w"><U><B><U>132.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 102k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> m,d</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "You're not a creep Noonan. Yes I am. No your not. Yes I am. Well maybe you are a little bit."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/133.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/133.w"><U><B><U>133.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 264k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a,j,a</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "I'll shoot you eighteen holes for ten thousand bucks...okay, how bout teams then for ywenty thousand?"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/134.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/134.w"><U><B><U>134.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 281k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> t,j</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Let's make it forty thousand...my dad never liked you. I'll see you two tomorrow on the golf course!"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/135.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/135.w"><U><B><U>135.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 1.4M</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "I have to laugh, because my foe is an animal...I'm gonna use you two guys to do my dirty work for me."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/136.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/136.w"><U><B><U>136.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 443k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> t</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "There she is, it's a Titleist...(swings and breaks the window)"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/137.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/137.w"><U><B><U>137.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 81k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "All right, show yourself you little varmint, if you've got the guts."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/138.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/138.w"><U><B><U>138.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 124k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> t,c,t</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Is this your place Carl? Yeah, what do ya think? It's really awful."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/139.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/139.w"><U><B><U>139.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 267k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c,t,c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "I'm assistent greenskeeper, they say that doesn't mean anything..."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/140.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/140.w"><U><B><U>140.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 72k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c,t</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> "Here, fire it up. With my lips?"</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 76 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/141.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/141.w"><U><B><U>141.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 152k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c,t</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "People say, you know, that I'm an idiot or something, because all I do is cut lawns for a living. People don't say that about you, as far as you know."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/142.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/142.w"><U><B><U>142.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 69k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "I'm gonna be the head greenskeeper, hopefully within the next six years, that's my schedule."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/143.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/143.w"><U><B><U>143.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 124k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.html" HEIGHT="57" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="62" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "You know, cinch bugs, you know, manganese. A lot of people don'r even know what that means."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/144.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/144.w"><U><B><U>144.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 588k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "I invented my own kind of grass..and just get stoned to the bejesus belt that night on this stuff."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/145.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/145.w"><U><B><U>145.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 60k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Look at this, I've a got a big Bob Marley joint."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/146.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/146.w"><U><B><U>146.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 33k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "It's a little harsh."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/147.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/147.w"><U><B><U>147.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 57k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> "Cannonball, cannonball coming."</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/148.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/148.w"><U><B><U>148.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 227k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c,t,c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Can I say something to you Frank? Ty. You've been acting psychotically, lately. What the hell, why?"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/149.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/149.w"><U><B><U>149.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 486k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> t,c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "You're over there on Briar...Thanks for the dope."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/150.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/150.w"><U><B><U>150.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 102k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "What the...? Who the...?"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/151.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/151.w"><U><B><U>151.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 141k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> j,t</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Get that steering wheel back over here where it belongs and back this thing outta here!"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/152.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/152.w"><U><B><U>152.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 334k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Hey! We all know this is illegal and against club practice..."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/154.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/154.w"><U><B><U>154.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 45k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> t</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> "Don't smile at me Lyle, Okay?"</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/155.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/155.w"><U><B><U>155.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 259k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "The Judge and Mr. Czervic, one hundred thousand dollar match. You're kidding me..."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 153 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/156.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/156.w"><U><B><U>156.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 823k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Hi, anybody home? Yeah, it's me, Mr. Squirrel, not a plastic explosive or anything. Nothing to be worried about. I'm just here to make your last hours on Earth as peaceful as possible. Well in the words of Jean Paul Sarte, 'au revoir gopher'. This is gonna be sweet."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/157.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/157.w"><U><B><U>157.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 97k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> "Hey! That kangaroo stole my ball!"</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/158.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/158.w"><U><B><U>158.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 41k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "What's up doc?"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/159.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/159.w"><U><B><U>159.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 103k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.html" HEIGHT="20" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="62" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Al takes a hefty divot"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/160.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/160.w"><U><B><U>160.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 248k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a,t</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "I don't understand it, I'm playing the worst game of my life...You're not good, you stink."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/161.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/161.w"><U><B><U>161.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 329k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Fifty bucks the Smails kid picks his nose..."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/162.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/162.w"><U><B><U>162.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 400k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Fifty bucks more says he eats it...Man that kid'll eat anything."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/163.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/163.w"><U><B><U>163.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 107k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a,j</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "You wanna double it? Fine! Forty thousand apiece!"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/164.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/164.w"><U><B><U>164.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 486k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.html" HEIGHT="20" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="62" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> "Chuck finds 'the friendly squirrel'"</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/165.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/165.w"><U><B><U>165.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 57k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "I tell ya, I shoulda stayed home and played with myself."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/166.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/166.w"><U><B><U>166.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 851k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a,o,t</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Ooh, my arm! I think it's broken...well, Sonja Henie's out. We'll take Danny Noonan."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/167.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/167.w"><U><B><U>167.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 157k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> d,j,d</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "I'll play. I guess you don't want that scholarship, do ya? I guess I don't."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/168.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/168.w"><U><B><U>168.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 103k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a,t</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> "Don't worry, It's good luck. In Hades."</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/169.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/169.w"><U><B><U>169.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 162k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> t,d</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "We have to win this hole...me winning isn't you do. Nice grammar."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/170.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/170.w"><U><B><U>170.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 281k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> t,d</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "See your future, be your future. May, make--make it. Make your future Danny..."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/171.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/171.w"><U><B><U>171.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 189k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Hey Mr. gopher."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/172.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/172.w"><U><B><U>172.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 97k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Gentlemen, this match is all even, final hole, doctor, you are away."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/173.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/173.w"><U><B><U>173.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 76k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> j</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Spaulding, this calls for the ole Billy Barule."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/174.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/174.w"><U><B><U>174.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 250k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.html" HEIGHT="38" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="62" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Oh Billy, Billy, Billy...don't let me down Billy."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/175.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/175.w"><U><B><U>175.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 227k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> "Silver Wings, upon their chest..."</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/176.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/176.w"><U><B><U>176.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 81k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> t</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Don't worry about this one, you miss it, we lose."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/177.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/177.w"><U><B><U>177.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 81k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Hey Judge, double or nothing he makes it, eighty grand."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/178.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/178.w"><U><B><U>178.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 71k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> j</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Well, we're waiting."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/179.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/179.w"><U><B><U>179.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 412k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o,c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "You lose it buddy! Fore!"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/180.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/180.w"><U><B><U>180.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 978k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "The sound of a golf course being destroyed...Birdie!"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 57 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/181.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/181.w"><U><B><U>181.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 286k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a,j</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "All right Smails that's eighty grand, now fork it over. I'll give you nothing, absolutely, you understand?..."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/182.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/182.w"><U><B><U>182.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 49k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> a</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/183.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/183.w"><U><B><U>183.wav</U></B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 1.2M</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.html" HEIGHT="20" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="62" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> "Chuck coughs...(theme song)"</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 39 WIDTH="73"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.html" HEIGHT="39" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="73" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.html" HEIGHT="39" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="55" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.html" HEIGHT="39" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="62" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div>  <A NAME="scenes_from_the_19th_anniversary"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.html" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000066" FACE="Arial" ><B>Scenes from the 19th anniversary edition:</B></FONT></div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/184.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/184.w"><U><B>184.wav</B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 28k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> o</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "That was a bum shot."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/185.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/185.w"><U><B>185.wav</B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 47k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> t</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "We couldn't possibly think less of each other."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/186.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/186.w"><U><B>186.wav</B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 119k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> t</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "What you are about to see has a mechanical gopher in it."</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/187.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/187.w"><U><B>187.wav</B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 301k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Out-take from the 'freeze gopher' scene"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/188.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/188.w"><U><B>188.wav</B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 404k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Out-take from the 'gopher's allies' scene"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/189.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/189.w"><U><B>189.wav</B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 318k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Out-take from the 'gopher guts' scene"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/190.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/190.w"><U><B>190.wav</B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 205k</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER><NOBR><div> "Out-take from the 'cinderella' scene"</div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 38 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/191.wav" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.carlspackler.com/sounds/191.w"><U><B>191.wav</B></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="55"><div> 4.4M</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="62"><div> c,t</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="262"><div> "Out-take from the 'thanks for the dope' scene"</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 20 ><NOBR><div> <A 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